At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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