I need help removing her.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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