I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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