Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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