That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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