awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
