Banned from zoo.
Again?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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