He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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