well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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