If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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