I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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