i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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