i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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