Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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