Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
His hands were made for my vagina.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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