The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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