Tell her she can't have a vagina
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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