Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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