help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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