I'd wear matching sweaters with you
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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