she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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