can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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