what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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