I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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