My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
that's an acceptable place to lick
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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