Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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