So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
