I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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