So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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