You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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