I wannas sexs uuuuu
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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