Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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