just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Enjoy the penises
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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