ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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