I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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