do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
