Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.