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i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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