Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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