Can Purell be used as lube?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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