why didn't you poke me back
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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