I just saw a hot homeless man
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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