Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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