We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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