I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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