No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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