I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Randomize
