you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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