i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
When are your genitals available?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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