Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
