Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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