ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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