its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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