I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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