I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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